Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Potential consequences

My coworkers have just suggested a truly excellent idea for getting enough sleep on maternity leave: once L.E.O. has reached six weeks, send her to daycare and stay home by myself the rest of the time.

This may be the major problem of planning for a child we fully expect to take over the world and order our execution along the way. We don't really have to worry about whether L.E.O. will turn against us as a teenager or abandon us in our old age. We're never going to get the bill if she needs therapy. No matter what we do, she's going to kill us anyway.

2 comments:

Dad said...

I plan on convincing her that keeping you alive and living with you FOREVER will be a better punishment!



MUWHAHAHA

Jenny said...

Uh oh. If that works, we're really in trouble...